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Why I Dog Walked Elon Musk … And Will Do It Again.

Why I Dog Walked Elon Musk … And Will Do It Again.

In 2022 Elon Musk cut off Starlink to stop Ukraine from attacking Russian warships. He did it again last night!

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So a thing happened this week.  I got into a massive tiff with Elon Musk, owner of “X”, popularly known as Twitter.  Musk was caterwauling that people were calling him a traitor for helping Moscow by stopping a Ukrainian attack was not fair! Wah!

Well, I squared my shoulders and assumed my usual stand as the no-nonsense Navy Chief Petty Officer who specializes in recalibrating The Stupid, and … let's just say, words were exchanged.

My guardrails-free tweet took off.  It had over a million views and +30,000 likes in the first 24 hours.  A common theme was seen in the comments was “Actually he smuggled emeralds not diamonds” but the overall consensus was, “Elon got Dog walked.” Yes. he. Did. And he deserves that stroll around his own platform because treason weasels like Musk need to be collared and leashed and publicly shamed for their ridiculously evil actions.

So why do I think Musk is a #Treasonweasel?  Well, there is a backstory and in the last 24 hours, it has only gotten worse.

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